January 2012
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Being this broke
Is like cooking on Chopped, except for it’s the College Kid Edition: ladies and gentlemen, what can she make with ramen, a jar of pickles, 3 month old fruit snacks and a walmart gift card with approximately $15.33 on it?? Note: whatever it is, it must last for about a week.
The next step? My barren pantry turns me into an episode of The Biggest Loser: Extreme Edition.
Ten Resolutions for the New Year:
1. Lose weight so you can dress slutty like a biker chick who can’t actually ride a motorcycle because that’s a very dangerous pastime.
2. Get a tattoo even though you’re afraid of needles, pansyass.
3. Watch all those seasons of TV on DVD that you bought last year while you were drunk on amazon.
4. Remember how you quit drinking? That’s why. Keep it up.
5. You know...
December 2011
10 posts
Changing from manager of a pizza joint to manager of a quirky local breakfast/lunch place? Same job, but one step closer to my Lorelai Gilmore aspirations.
November 2011
20 posts
Look y'all.
I’m having a mini life crisis right now and everything just really sucks, which sounds childish but hey this is my blog so whatever.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose it on the next stupid person that talks to me, but that’s not the point of this post. The point of this post is that it’s about to be the motherfuckin holidays, and I AM GOING TO HAVE A NICE...
Petition UC Davis chancellor Katehi to resign →
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“Whether or not the man was his true biological father, Tengo had no intention of...”
– 1Q84, Haruki Murakami.
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Y'all
I absolutely cannot afford to spend as much on Christmas as I have in the past. So:
I desperately need cute crafty ideas for Christmas gifts for my family.
I also need thoughtful meaningful gift ideas for boyfriend that don’t cost me a million dollars.
HELP
Today's plans:
1.leave work and turn phone on silent
2. Go for decent length run (getting in shape for zombie 5k in march, hopefully!)
3. Take long (bubble?) bath: long enough to finish my book and have to rewarm the water at least twice.
4. Watch dirty dancing (if I can find my missing DVD!)
5. Eat the rest of the cookie dough in the fridge
(bonus points if I can figure out a way to combine the last three...
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“I’ve a feeling I will look back on this summer as a catalyst for who I...”
– Journal entry, 7.17.08. I don’t consider my personality solidified, but it’s like another person is answering all my questions when I read these old notebooks
(I am looking for answers in my old notebooks today)
October 2011
16 posts
Toddlers & Tiaras season 2 is on Netflix? My life...
I now know what I will be doing tomorrow.
This week in grownup world
Things I am worried about this week:
-new tires. I needs them. I don’t understand the process of getting them because I’ve never had a car before.
-How to avoid being subpoenaed without breaking the law.
-How to quit drinking but convince everyone it’s still okay to drink in my presence without having awkward conversations (rife with well meaning advice) about how I have an...
argylegiant:
Marvelous 3 - “Every Monday”
Standing in my kitchen eating cookie dough from...
Because yes, it’s been that kind of day.
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For the first time ever
I have actually been reading the washing instructions on all my clothes.
No wonder half my cute old navy dresses are doll sized.
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