bestpicture1977: karmapoliceman: Broken Social...
me: oooh some hr person from emory just e-mailed me?
i am tired of recruiters leading me on, man
they are worse than boys
But you need a job!
me: they keep toying with my emotions
you know it's not like i want to get married (a career) right now
i just wanted a boyfriend (a nice steady job with benefits)
but now i am just looking for a fling (minimum wage)
me: i am stuck in the friendship zone (interning)
oh abeeda you were always so good at analogies.
Chris: That package came from Arizona. From the desert.
me: I've always liked the desert... but you know, I guess I've never been to a desert.
Chris: How can you like it if you've never been to it?
me: ... I don't know. I suppose I like the idea of the desert, as opposed to being able to like the actual place.
i just ordered both a subscription to southern living and a giant pink floyd poster. i feel like, inadvertently, this says a lot about my personality.
mark my words.
that’s it, that’s it. i’m done taking shifts at the beechwood store.
1. caitlin and i live in our cute little yellow house! you should come visit us! it is a house of peace and love and happiness all the time. 2. you should not come visit us until we figure out why the bathroom is possessed. 3. or if you do come visit us, plan to pee outside. 4. the haunting of the ruth drive bathroom has caused me to develop an irrational fear of flushing toilets....
During episodes of unemployment I find it rewarding to sleep as much as possible...– David Sedaris, Naked (via omgitsjpax) (via bestpicture1977)