I mostly like to bleach things when I'm anxious.
Expect a very clean store tomorrow.
Some drunkass, last night, wandered into my back kitchen and maybe or maybe didn’t try to puke in the sink but definitely did see a box of soda syrup (which costs my store about 60 bucks a pop) and decided (perhaps because he didn’t realize that soda syrup does not translate into carbonated fountain deliciousness but instead literal SYRUP) to gouge it open and let it spill ALL OVER THE TILE WHICH...
And she’s on bones! Hey girl, how’s it goin?
How your american girl doll shaped the rest of... →
Lastly, via my facebook newsfeed. I had Felicity, on account of my red hair and my inflated sense of self righteousness.
THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF BONES TONIGHT AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT IS GONNA HIT THE FAN And I’ve tried really hard to keep this off your dashboards cause it’s kind of embarrassing but my self-help book says I should embrace the things that make me happy instead of the things that I wish made me happy, so here it is. I love bones and I’m way excited to watch this new episode, such...
I think perhaps it's somewhat telling
that I hate board games, with the exception of Monopoly and Risk, in which you are not only striving to win, but to completely dominate your competitors, either financially, militaristically, or, (maybe just in my case) emotionally. Conversely, I am not really a fan of Life, because I usually lose and I can never get my little peg-children to stay in the car.
I think I'm to go to bonnaroo.
Doin it for sophomore year Courtney.
I’d always vaguely expected to outgrow my limitations. One day, I’d...– The Happiness Project
You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...– DEAR SUGAR, The Rumpus Advice Column #72: The Future Has An Ancient Heart (via synecdoche)
Dear Hollywood: Learn to fake a southern accent in a way that doesn’t make us cringe. It can’t be that hard. Xoxo Court