Redneck Hippie

I make pizza. I like books (goodreads.com/thatbeautifulday) and I say dumb things on twitter (twitter.com/appleastronaut). I recently got a pinterest, (pinterest.com/appleastronaut) which is full of vapid pictures and projects that I will never do, and i used to listen to music on my laptop (last.fm/user/appleastronaut) but i broke my computer. Also I don't understand hyperlinks. Hi!

Look y’all.

I’m having a mini life crisis right now and everything just really sucks, which sounds childish but hey this is my blog so whatever.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose it on the next stupid person that talks to me, but that’s not the point of this post. The point of this post is that it’s about to be the motherfuckin holidays, and I AM GOING TO HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS GODDAMNIT even if I have to do it all alone, and if one single person fucks with my aggressive Christmas cheer, there will be blood.

But if you feel like having a nice pleasant holiday time, I’m your girl.

Just so you all know and stuff.